// JavaScript Document var Quotation=new Array() Quotation[0] = "The president has been kidnapped by ninjas."; Quotation[1] = "Nice try, Lao Che!"; Quotation[2] = "White dwarfs can't jump!"; Quotation[3] = "Get to da choppa!"; Quotation[4] = "C'mon Cohaagen, you've got what you want. Give these people air!"; Quotation[5] = "WHAT!?!? I thought you didn't have to buy new abilities. I haven't bought any since Burning Crusade."; Quotation[6] = "LFG Deadmines PST"; Quotation[7] = "Pain don't hurt."; Quotation[8] = "Nobody puts Baby in the corner."; Quotation[9] = "We're not funny, but we're easier to read than any given MySpace blog."; Quotation[10] = "There's so many danes! Where do the all come from?"; Quotation[11] = "Kid tested, mother approved."; Quotation[12] = "Ia! Ia! Cthulhu F'tanghn!"; Quotation[13] = "It's a kind of magic. The cheap kind."; Quotation[14] = "Its not the size that matters... Its the TASTE!"; Quotation[15] = "The dirtiest thing you can do with your pants on."; Quotation[16] = "Too strange to live, too weird to die."; Quotation[17] = "Home of the XFL."; Quotation[18] = "In the criminal justice system, we're considered especially heinous."; Quotation[19] = "mmmmmmmmmmmm........ Cleft!"; Quotation[20] = "Det eneste hun ville var at drikke bare en enkelt gin."; Quotation[21] = "Well you have me, but you're gonna hate being under me. "; Quotation[22] = "Now with six blades for that closer shave."; Quotation[23] = "Mo funny, mo problems."; Quotation[24] = "I'm starting up my fresh-water-tank in January. And now I want Fish in it!"; Quotation[25] = "Burne, can you mount up for me?"; Quotation[26] = "Where we're going we don't need roads."; Quotation[27] = "GET OUT OF MY POST!!!! both of you"; Quotation[28] = "Yes, but sex is not enough... for this... chainsaw massacre."; Quotation[29] = "I looooove the crap"; Quotation[30] = "There is no Phoenix Legends only Zuul."; Quotation[31] = "It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue."; Quotation[32] = "Do you have a flag?"; Quotation[33] = "I agree with Carman, this is not Mimiron... he was the other guy"; Quotation[34] = "Every man dies. Not every man really rants."; Quotation[35] = "Formerly www.showering-lesbians.com."; Quotation[36] = "Over 7 served!"; Quotation[37] = "I don't even know where my pants are right now..."; Quotation[38] = "More reliable than Steam."; Quotation[39] = "We have some great DPS in the raid tonight. And Vince."; Quotation[40] = "Home of the 2-pound burrito."; Quotation[41] = "Super Mario taught me to eat strange shrooms."; Quotation[42] = "Now with giant enemy crabs."; Quotation[43] = "Attack its weak point for massive damage."; Quotation[44] = "I won't specc discipline Dejan! We've talked about this for TWO YEARS now!"; Quotation[45] = "I get more play than Smurfette."; Quotation[46] = "I can hold my breath for 15 minutes!"; Quotation[47] = "Bugs don't take prisoners."; Quotation[48] = "Can I get a 'Hell, yeah?'"; Quotation[49] = "Jhoff! Give me your hand of shit! NOW!"; Quotation[50] = "You're beautiful, it's true."; Quotation[51] = "So much for pathos."; Quotation[52] = "Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt."; Quotation[53] = "pimping is hard work but someones got to do it"; Quotation[54] = "Well I'm paying, so I should get to hold the baguette!"; Quotation[55] = "The 'S' is silent."; Quotation[56] = "Fanwankery is not a dirty word."; Quotation[57] = "Live the good life in the off-world colonies."; Quotation[58] = "Shaving the line between stupidity and cleverness even thinner."; Quotation[59] = "You can't have your pudding if you don't eat your meat!"; Quotation[60] = "You know it's better down where it's wetter."; Quotation[61] = "I'm just a cook."; Quotation[62] = "Always bet on black."; Quotation[63] = "Some motherfucker's always tryin' to iceskate uphill."; Quotation[64] = "How many times do i need to blow Hodirs horn in order for his sons to like me???"; Quotation[65] = "Register now for the 'Jean-Claude van Damme Dance Therapy' class."; Quotation[66] = "I just got eaten by IPOMOEA!!!"; Quotation[67] = "Ooops, wrong paladin..."; Quotation[68] = "Run Sagi! He's coming for us!"; Quotation[69] = "Bart Fargo owes you a favor."; Quotation[70] = "We waste more time before noon than you do all week. Does that make sense?"; Quotation[71] = "If you read this site, the terrorists win."; Quotation[72] = "Ho-ho-ho-bliviion!"; Quotation[73] = "Scooby Doo, Scooby Doo, nonono I mean Sagi, Sagi"; Quotation[74] = "We really shook the pillars of Heaven, didn't we, Wang?"; Quotation[75] = "You're standing in my spot."; Quotation[76] = "Leather coat, ducktail hair."; Quotation[77] = "Humor not ready. (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail?"; Quotation[78] = "Can you find the hidden message encoded in all these slogans? Keep reloading!"; Quotation[79] = "Happiness, is a warm epic gun."; Quotation[80] = "Ooooh those are some nice pants! Although it's a chestpiece.... And I already have it"; Quotation[81] = "...oh that's right! I'm still here!"; Quotation[82] = "Lock the door and hope they don't have blasters."; Quotation[83] = "Now with 200% more snark."; Quotation[84] = "Let's make this very clear, right now. THERE WILL BE NO PEEING ON ANYBODY!"; Quotation[85] = "I'm an emissary of sex but I don't BRAG about it!"; Quotation[86] = "Service guarantees citizenship."; Quotation[87] = "Who's Kurt, and what's his angle?"; Quotation[88] = "With special guest director Quentin Tarantino."; Quotation[89] = "Only 1 Calorie!"; Quotation[90] = "We didn't kill you 'cause you weren't armed. No sport."; Quotation[91] = "Perfectly willing to throw the first stone."; Quotation[92] = "Yearh baby"; Quotation[94] = "Share and enjoy!"; Quotation[95] = "Unathi, can I stand close to you? Is that ok? Yes... but don't take my balls!"; Quotation[96] = "Two men enter. One man leaves."; Quotation[97] = "I know the dark secret of the McRib Sandwich."; Quotation[98] = "Dude, where's my Kharr?"; Quotation[100] = "Aquaman was never cool."; Quotation[101] = "Weird, silly, immature, but still better than TNA iMPACT!"; Quotation[102] = "There is no player called Norwasy"; Quotation[103] = "My biggest problem right now is that Maja is kind of a NOOB... I should call Burne"; Quotation[104] = "Stop with the flashbulbs! They anger Kong!"; Quotation[105] = "We've gotta stop meeting like this."; Quotation[106] = "STOPSPAMMINGMYTHREATSGODDAMMIT!STICKTOTHESUBJECT"; Quotation[107] = "Still less hateful than Ann Coulter. But way sexier!"; Quotation[108] = "Gather up and let's puke on eachother!"; Quotation[109] = "UH OH! THE TRUCK HAVE STARTED TO MOVE!"; Quotation[110] = "Cheaper than therapy, and nowhere near as effective."; Quotation[111] = "It would be Sam saying: I'm going tunnel!"; Quotation[112] = "Why think for yourself? That's why we're here!"; Quotation[113] = "I switch off the light and got scared of what happened and why it became dark"; Quotation[114] = "A fortune cookie told me to write this."; Quotation[115] = "Defending your right to complacency!"; Quotation[116] = "Now an accredited program with Warrior University."; Quotation[117] = "Some days it's not worth the effort to gnaw through the leather straps."; Quotation[118] = "Now celebrating 1 day accident free!"; Quotation[119] = "Protecting your right to keep and arm bears."; Quotation[120] = "Your secrets are safe with us."; Quotation[121] = "Come towards the light."; Quotation[122] = "I just helped a lvl 45 undead priest with his quest... and then I ganked him. Is that evil?"; Quotation[123] = "What are you going to do, sue?"; Quotation[124] = "For all your hygeine needs."; Quotation[125] = "It's solid plastic, so don't settle for imitations."; Quotation[126] = "If it wasn't here, it would be taking up valuable landfill space."; Quotation[127] = "Proof that God has no plan for us."; Quotation[128] = "I am rubber you are glue"; Quotation[129] = "If we want your opinion, we'll give it to you."; Quotation[130] = "Now, with 30% more Scrumtrulescence."; Quotation[131] = "Even Canadians get it!"; Quotation[132] = "Its as funny as a gut full of pin worms!"; Quotation[133] = "Well I always have a lot to do, but this time I have to do it or my supervisor will notice - hehe"; Quotation[134] = "The first step in innovation is discontent - and that's how we roll, bitch!"; Quotation[135] = "It's a rainbow penis on a pony? Yeeeaaah, it's funny..."; Quotation[136] = "Free blue lipstick in every box!"; Quotation[137] = "More fun than a barrel of feces!"; Quotation[138] = "Kaiglos? I thought Nirgoth was bad!"; Quotation[139] = "You've really outdone yourself this time Sagi! I mean Sam!! I mean Staffy!!!"; Quotation[140] = "He's got an axe to grind... in your head!"; Quotation[141] = "More absorbant and deodorizing."; Quotation[142] = "We can't give you back the 90 minutes you wasted, but we'll try to give it meaning."; Quotation[143] = "Almost as good as Hudson Hawk!"; Quotation[144] = "Because it's better to be bitter."; Quotation[145] = "More fun than a barrel of dwarves!"; Quotation[146] = "A midichlorian-free zone!"; Quotation[147] = "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"; Quotation[148] = "At that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"; Quotation[149] = "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."; Quotation[150] = "Back door, huh? Good idea!"; Quotation[151] = "Walk without rhythm and you won't attract the worm."; Quotation[153] = "Bad movies check in. They don't check out."; Quotation[154] = "Why isn't my six pools build working? I've executed it perfectly!"; Quotation[155] = "HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGEE!!!!"; Quotation[156] = "Still waiting to hear back from the guys at Celebrity Mole."; Quotation[157] = "All I'm saying is that if you name the band 'Hootie and the Blowfish,' you're Hootie."; Quotation[158] = "There is no salt in the bar of death!"; Quotation[159] = "This time, it's personal."; Quotation[160] = "What, you want me to come up with something funny to say every time you reload?"; Quotation[161] = "If you want me to, I can show you my egg route? I would love to see your egg route..."; Quotation[162] = "Torsyg - A Flexible hot guy."; Quotation[163] = "You may not like him, but the Canadians think he's a genius."; Quotation[164] = "Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed."; Quotation[165] = "He's not Wil Wheaton."; Quotation[166] = "Due to illness, your entertainment tonight will be provided by..."; Quotation[167] = "ah, the good old gnomish battle cry..."; Quotation[168] = "I'm only doing this to max out my skill tree."; Quotation[169] = "Well, it was close...!"; Quotation[170] = "Well butter my biscuit"; Quotation[171] = "Soon to be a major motion picture starring Burt Reynolds."; Quotation[172] = "Now with Retsin (tm!)"; Quotation[173] = "4 8 15 16 23 42"; Quotation[174] = "Have you seen Naked Zombie Sean Connery lately?"; Quotation[175] = "Swiper, no swipin'!"; Quotation[176] = "It got into my hand, and it went bad."; Quotation[177] = "Funnier than the Jamie Kennedy Experiment, but that's not saying much."; Quotation[178] = "I am the super mother bug!"; Quotation[179] = "Still undefeated at A Game of Thrones, as far as you know."; Quotation[180] = "Overeducated, undermedicated, unpaid."; Quotation[181] = "Strange game. The only winning move is not to play."; Quotation[182] = "This revolution will not be televised."; Quotation[183] = "How do you keep a moron busy for hours?"; Quotation[184] = "It's hard out there for a pimp."; Quotation[185] = "Could you toss me a heal Sam? Get out of catform and do your acual job?"; Quotation[186] = "I'm not proud of being a congenital pain in the ass. But I will take money for it."; Quotation[187] = "Because it's dull, you twit, it'll hurt more."; Quotation[188] = "Send your credit card number to..."; Quotation[189] = "Can some one pls pass me the crap stone?"; Quotation[190] = "If you're reading this, it's already too late."; Quotation[191] = "I think therefore you suck."; Quotation[192] = "It seemed like a good idea at the time."; Quotation[193] = "Rage for great justice!"; Quotation[194] = "Remember horse lovers: Neigh means nay!"; Quotation[195] = "Live from New York, it's..."; Quotation[196] = "The easter lunch this year was awesome! We should do it again really soon!!! Yes. Next easter."; Quotation[197] = "ISP detected. FBI has been dispatched to your home. Have a nice day."; Quotation[198] = "Acquitted of 19 major felonies."; Quotation[199] = "Knowing is half the battle, and we unfortunately don't know shit."; Quotation[200] = "The few, the miserable."; Quotation[201] = "The site that will taint your soul."; Quotation[202] = "You must be this high to enter this site."; Quotation[203] = "Boobs can be deceiving, never judge them with clothes on"; Quotation[204] = "We don't experiment on animals...We have you instead."; Quotation[205] = "He'll rant about your mother if he had the chance."; Quotation[206] = "Even Germans like..."; Quotation[207] = "I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"; Quotation[208] = "Discovered Uwe Boll? Right this way..."; Quotation[209] = "Violator! VIOLATOR!!!"; Quotation[210] = "Oh Sagi, champagne champagne, I have over 1000 mana pr. 5"; Quotation[211] = "With the Manastorm Leggings you will never run out of mana"; Quotation[212] = "You must construct additional Pylons!"; Quotation[213] = "I'll swallow your soul!"; Quotation[214] = "One of the signs of the apocalypse."; Quotation[215] = "Collect all 5!"; Quotation[216] = "Knowledge of Trees is Treason."; Quotation[217] = "Yeah... I really miss Staffy!"; Quotation[218] = "HA HA! Your sword is shrinking Nik! You have a tiny sword! And my sword is.........huge"; Quotation[219] = "A leading cause of Global Warming."; Quotation[220] = "Big Daddy figure in hand, it's..."; Quotation[221] = "How the fuck do I remove a spider from the ceiling without it dropping down on my hand when I try to?!?! It's totally ruining my gaming experience!"; Quotation[222] = "gingingin giiingingin giiiiiiiiiiiiiin!"; Quotation[223] = "More downloaded than a lorry on its way to the duvet factory."; Quotation[224] = "It's a special experience sometimes, being me."; Quotation[225] = "Hey, I'm Lance Boyle and it doesn't hurt a bit."; Quotation[226] = "And what's the thanks I get? A million pounds of tubesteak!"; Quotation[227] = "Who can stop this mad pirate?"; Quotation[228] = "You must leave this place!"; Quotation[229] = "Keepin' that pimp hand strong..."; Quotation[230] = "What causes NAS? THIS causes it!"; Quotation[231] = "If you're looking for someone to star in the remake of Foxhunt, there's always..."; Quotation[232] = "We still weep openly at the opera scene of Final Fantasy 6."; Quotation[233] = "Why is there money in the toilet?"; Quotation[234] = "Block when you sense the enemy attacking."; Quotation[235] = "PROTIP: Don't die."; Quotation[236] = "Does anyone have a wand for this bereft mage?"; Quotation[237] = "It's dark. All you see is..."; Quotation[238] = "Sweet!"; Quotation[239] = "It's not fun to be a fire mage, we pee alot when we sleep"; Quotation[240] = "Karaoke's Off!"; Quotation[241] = "Sharp swords settle scores."; Quotation[242] = "Congratulations! You have successfully infiltrated your first castle!"; Quotation[243] = "Now take a nap. Stop napping!"; Quotation[244] = "Make my wizard grow!"; Quotation[245] = "Help me cut the choice meats."; Quotation[246] = "The blood of your enemies makes you stronger."; Quotation[247] = "Cim! If you look at my Health Insurance you'll see I belong to it."; Quotation[248] = "His origins are shrouded in mystery..."; Quotation[249] = "I get solo XPs!"; Quotation[250] = "Brought to you by Dirty Dynasty Warriors Dancing: The Game"; Quotation[251] = "Fuck! I just burned my nose while lighting my cig."; Quotation[252] = "He's fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than you!"; Quotation[253] = "Look! A flock of henchmen!"; Quotation[254] = "Sylvester Stallone says I suck."; Quotation[255] = "I sneezed and I threw away my mouse... think it's broken now"; Quotation[256] = "I heard that, Curtis!"; Quotation[257] = "DISCO DANCE DISCO DANCE DISCO DANCE!!"; Quotation[258] = "One thing's sure. Hollywood is dead. Murdered. And somebody's responsible!"; Quotation[259] = "Yes, she's just drinking sperm!"; Quotation[260] = "You can always sleep later on, like when @ work or something... now its wow time"; Quotation[261] = "I am error."; Quotation[262] = "At last, the world is safe for democracy!"; Quotation[263] = "Tanking is easy, sometimes there's fire, someone will heal you"; Quotation[264] = "Stop right there, criminal scum! No-one breaks the law on my watch!"; Quotation[265] = "You need a class to do dmg right. And that apparently is the locks. Everyting else is just support"; Quotation[266] = "Ooooh, nasty."; Quotation[267] = "Well 2 - if you count both wipes."; Quotation[268] = "It's like peeing in your pants. It's warm for a while and then the warm fuzzy feeling goes away."; Quotation[269] = "But I wanna say: Frooostshoooock"; Quotation[270] = "Sister of Pain.... I have one of those!"; Quotation[271] = "NEEDS MOAR UPDATES"; Quotation[272] = "I just have a very small thing"; Quotation[273] = "Yes sex is easy, sometimes there's fire..."; Quotation[274] = "There are so many different kinds of trees"; Quotation[275] = "Sam are you ok? We've been talking about cats for ages and you haven't mentioned pussy once!"; Quotation[276] = "They're not dolls, they're action figures."; Quotation[277] = "I like to fart in the tub."; Quotation[278] = "NO! Trains fucking everywhere!! Cho-choo cho-choo!!!!!!"; Quotation[279] = "Seriously, if you could fuck yourself, that'd be SO overpowered!"; Quotation[280] = "It would be FUTILE not to go to Burger king on the first of January..."; var Q = Quotation.length; var whichQuotation=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1)); function showQuotation(){document.write(Quotation[whichQuotation]);} showQuotation();